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The one I wonderfully directed haha! http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/624747
Finally a fuckin bolloks in the stream gets to meat with the bloke down at the side of the hallway.
My first directed project, Sex Kitten RPG2: Mindfuck, is currently in bugtesting and ideatesting beta at the development forums in forkheads, fucking happy I am
Check it out here and give feed back and point out bugs
And for your entertainment purposes
g0d (1:06:09 AM): And how many key's came with the wagon, no, not the one for the cheese, the one for the samoan!
g0d (1:06:10 AM): ahem
g0d (1:06:12 AM): hello
riv (1:06:43 AM): 42?
riv (1:06:47 AM): Bonjourno.
g0d (1:07:30 AM): No, the answer is 48, you were 6 numbers away. so you now must take 6 lashes from this stalk of wheat!
riv (1:07:50 AM): But, oh! Grand Maester, won't that hurt?!
g0d (1:08:46 AM): I don't know! I've never done wheat lashing before.. I've done pickle lashing and miracle whip lashing, but never wheat lashing
riv (1:09:38 AM): Then maybe you shouldn't lash wheat, sir.
g0d (1:10:14 AM): But this is what it clearly says in the manual and therefore is what I should do!
g0d (1:10:24 AM): -Lash- -Lash- -Lash-
g0d (1:10:39 AM): -Lash- -Lash- -Lash-
g0d (1:10:47 AM): There there.. wasn't so bad.. was it?
riv (1:11:53 AM): ...
riv (1:11:54 AM): ;-;
riv (1:11:58 AM): -Cough.-
riv (1:12:00 AM): -Whimper.-
riv (1:12:02 AM): -Sob.-
riv (1:12:04 AM): Oh!
riv (1:12:05 AM): It burns.
riv (1:12:06 AM): ;-;
riv (1:12:11 AM): And smells like bread!
riv (1:12:11 AM): ;-;
g0d (1:13:27 AM): Oh no! you might get a... yeast infection! we must go to the nurse, 15 million needles should fix this right up!
riv (1:16:38 AM): Tentecle nurses, right? :'(
g0d (1:19:04 AM): silly, the tentacles are going to be in the needles! the nurses are all bubbleheads!
riv (1:25:35 AM): ..Do they.. do they have nice boobies?
g0d (1:31:48 AM): Of course, what is a nurse without nice frontal assets?
riv (1:32:06 AM): ..A...-sniff.- Bad one..
g0d (1:33:39 AM): Now! off to the tentacle injecting booby bubbles!
g0d (1:33:48 AM): -278 days later-
g0d (1:34:24 AM): Nurse: so what are your symtoms? dry eyes? headache? ichyness of the gall bladder?
riv (1:34:54 AM): My vagina itches.
g0d (1:36:47 AM): Well, as we always say.. if you have an itch, thou must scratch it.. are you having any particular troubles scratching your itch?
riv (1:39:01 AM): Yes.
g0d (1:41:35 AM): We'll now we'll just fix that right up then! now open wide, and say "peter wants a bite of pickled pepper"
Hey FuckFaces This Is My Page, Have Fun, dont get hurt, And bend over so my tentacles can rape you :)
im known as AnimeFuckHead
a fun chat i had g0d=me
g0d (11:13:29 AM): YOU ARE SOMETHING
g0d (11:13:56 AM): fly, fly away to the waters of the underground till you explode!
unicorndust (11:15:26 AM): Huh?
unicorndust (11:15:58 AM): Don't speak in riddles
g0d (11:16:51 AM):
what do you think i just said... but wait, TAKE THIS
You have obtained a new item: Hippo!
g0d (11:17:34 AM): this is not a riddle, its pure, raw, fish-sliced, jungle-beaned, random
unicorndust (11:17:45 AM): LOL whut? Fuck to the hell yus
g0d (11:19:29 AM): now go off into your quest with bananas in your eyes and a table on your back, for you must go to the underground, so you can explode and give gummy bear goodness to all the catgirls down there!
unicorndust (11:20:19 AM): Wait....
unicorndust (11:20:24 AM): Gummy bears
unicorndust (11:20:34 AM): banana eyes.
unicorndust (11:20:49 AM): It sound slike
unicorndust (11:20:55 AM): albi the racist dragon.
g0d (11:21:30 AM): nope, your his brother......... freddie, the sexist moth
unicorndust (11:21:57 AM): Wait a sec >.> Sex Kitten Games?
unicorndust (11:22:01 AM): M'kay.
g0d (11:22:11 AM): jah
unicorndust (11:22:35 AM): Oh wait... your background
unicorndust (11:22:43 AM): it the same as my sister's mac.
g0d (11:23:49 AM): awesome, tel her to split this pineeapple in two with just a paintbrush, and then eat its soul.... the cats
unicorndust (11:24:19 AM): I wish I knew what you were saying?
unicorndust (11:24:25 AM): I thought I wa fucking random
unicorndust (11:24:33 AM): you put me out of business
g0d (11:25:13 AM): dont worry! ill buy your store... but i only trade in ducks!
unicorndust (11:26:27 AM): Duck head. My ex loves to make love to ducks. And yet never seemed to love mine.
unicorndust (11:26:34 AM): I made my duck uber pretty for him,.
unicorndust (11:26:38 AM): He till no want me.
unicorndust (11:26:45 AM): So I dumped the fucker %uFDEF
g0d (11:27:15 AM): i bet if you gave him powder he would flock to you like a rhino on pms
unicorndust (11:28:29 AM): I'm on my period %uFDEF
unicorndust (11:28:35 AM): That joke was unfunny
unicorndust (11:28:39 AM): Gimme your babies.
g0d (11:28:42 AM): can i drink your blood?
g0d (11:28:52 AM): ill turn it into bunnies!
g0d (11:28:57 AM): that fly!
unicorndust (11:29:01 AM): D'aawhs, how kawaii. Naw, aved for someone special
unicorndust (11:29:03 AM): *saved
g0d (11:29:04 AM): and drop atomic bombs!
g0d (11:29:20 AM): that explode into goats!
unicorndust (11:31:33 AM): That sounds cool carcass
unicorndust (11:31:49 AM): But you forgot about the bunney-eyed monster
unicorndust (11:31:54 AM): who steals bunny babies
g0d (11:32:31 AM): but what about the hulk faced polygon that constructs your depth!
unicorndust (11:35:03 AM): Excuse me, G0d.
unicorndust (11:35:13 AM): Why do you hate me?
g0d (11:35:35 AM): because your an inspiration for cooked eggs
unicorndust (11:40:24 AM): I marshmallow you